Post by Jonah FalconPost by Mark MorrisonPost by macePost by Jonah Falconhttp://pc.ign.com/articles/698/698405p1.html
So, it's as good as Max Payne!
http://pc.ign.com/articles/161/161645p1.html
WEEELL, what would you know.......
Max Payne rocked !
Max Payne was a bore with drab levels and writing that made Vogon
poetry seem like Walt Whitman.
Oh freddled gruntbuggly,
Thy micturations are to me
As plurdled gabbleblotchits
On a lurgid bee.
Groop, I implore thee, my foonting turlingdromes
And hooptiously drangle me
with crinkly bindlewurdles,
Or I will rend thee in the gobberwarts with my blurglecruncheon
See if I don't.
Walt Whitman Indeed!